Whilst we here in America we’re sitting down and plumping our asses with sunshine, egg nog (I drank at least 3 cartons all by myself) and slivers of turkey leg courtesy of your cranky Aunt Jamonitnowbixch, our collective teenage hero, Justin Bieber was back in Canada where his ass was been awarded a Diamond Jubilee Medal courtesy from Canada’s Prime minister, Stephen Harper.
Of course what makes the prize even more memorable are the polar expressions of the Biebs and Canada’s Harper.
On the left is Biebs wearing his tattered designer overalls grinning like a Cheshire cat: ‘Yeah bixch, I’m only 18, slap me with that award and yeah I know you just can’t stand the overalls part but you know what, let’s face it bixch, I’m more famous and better looking than you and I get to do and say and look the way I please, even if it offends your presumptuous sense of decorum. By the way bixch, you do know I’m the most happening pop idol in the world right now?’
And to the right we have the amiable slightly confused, go fxck yourself perturbed expression of Stephen Harper who is thinking the following:
‘You little disrespecting dip shit, I can’t believe you had the nerve to come dressed in your farm overalls to receive this honor, but then again if you think you’re getting off scott free, think again, I have every media outlet in the world sicking on you right now, I mean it. Just one more bixch slap fight with Selena, you know I have that bixch on speed dial, paparazzo or just you acting up in general and the media will be their in your face making you eat that shit whole? Of course you wont ever know I put them up to it, but I like you anyway, cause even I have to play into the pretense of congratulating disrespecting little boys like you from time to time…’
Justin Bieber causes traffic jam to tell off paparazzo whilst driving his Ferrari.
What was he thinking?