The world desperately wants to know if Rachel Uchitel is a slut.

The world desperately wants to know if Rachel Uchitel is a slut.

Domestic issues in America. Media investigation in overdrive.


The media frenzy is palpable and any self respecting journalist is hungry to get his wad on the scoop. So let’s work through the molehill of crumbs and find out for ourselves- Is Rachel a slut and ruining Tiger’s marriage?


From NY Mag-


1. According to our sources, she was indeed bragging about sleeping with Tiger Woods a while back. Uchitel has denied this. “I don’t appreciate my name or what people think of me being dragged through the mud by people who don’t even bother to research what or who they’re talking about,” she told BlackBook.

Yes Rachel – we agree it’s a dirty world when journalists don’t do their proper research. So let’s do ours:

From CBS News- now they can’t be wrong too can they? Surely they did their research?

As Tiger Woods works to repair his scratched face and ruined car after a Nov. 29 car accident outside his Ilseworth, Fla. home, the golf great is also working to repair his image amidst tabloid-fueled rumors that the crash, now being investigated by police, occurred after his wife discovered an alleged affair with party promoter and Sept. 11 widow Rachel Uchitel.

But who can be sure. Let’s go to some real verifiable sources – like smut coordinators- UK’s Daily Telelgraph, hold your breath kids, it’s going to get stinky:

 

The 34-year-old New Yorker and nightclub promoter first hit the headlines when she was photographed in a distraught state searching for her fiancé, who had been working in the south tower of the World Trade Center when it was hit by a plane.

Today, the photographs of her that grace news websites and papers around the world are very different – she is shown pouting, in hot pants, with a cleavage on display and invariably a man on her arm.

Hot pants and pouting? We knew there was verifiable evidence after all. Let’s read on …

She has previously been linked to married actor David Boreanez and is now reported to have had an affair with Tiger Woods. She has vehemently denied both of the alleged liaisons, and in June this year told a gossip website she would “never kiss and tell”.

Back to married men, mmh- what is it with Rachel? Rachel tell us now or forever hold your peace- are you a slut and a husband taker?

When the mess refuses to dry off the floor you can be sure the media will create another one.

Telegraph

Rachel Uchitel From 911 symbol to Tabloid Target