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Tips on how you too can become a celebrity actress / model…

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Now that everyone is a celebrity, how can you become one too?

We’ve been thinking about a very important theme lately, namely how you too can now become the coveted celebrity actress model/actress that you so secretly crave…

battered-model-4If the media is any guise, it seems any rational woman between the ages of 14 and 22 wants to become a celebrity actress or model. And for those above the legal Hollywood age redemption always lies in full proof diets and special liposuction procedures that would make most aspiring celebrity actress/model turn twice in the street and vomit heartily.

First good idea- make sure your parents are already celebrities, icons or especially fabulous or good looking. This has helped many actresses and starlets in Hollywood, and if you are one of the lucky few you surely have a leg up…

Second good idea- make sure you get someone like ‘Elite Model Management’ to fly you to Milan by the age of 16 so you can secure your pout and the eventual campaign endorsements.

Third good idea- make sure you regurgitate the food you eat, a girl after all has to know that she has to be verging on anorexia to get extra media attention.

Fourth good idea- make sure you know you can get away with misbehaving in public and plan to do it as often as possible (like our friend Lindsay) and watch those offers fly in.

Final good idea-Find out where all the celebrity parties take place, turn up to them religiously and when some dimwitted photographer points his camera at you make sure to pout like crazy and name drop anyone you know who made it to page 6 the day before…

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