Asked by the sun to reflect on some of the current flock of female stars physiques, Uncle Kunty paused when it came time to give marks to both Kate Middleton and Pippa Middleton. To be sure Uncle Kunty was sure to give both ladies high marks when it came to their physiques, even making the effort to mention how pleased he was with Pippa’s posterior but that’s about all. Unfortunately for Pippa, her face according to Uncle Kunty was less than desirable.
the Sun: ‘Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for that boy.’
‘I like that kind of woman, I like romantic beauties.’
‘On the other hand, her sister struggles.’
‘I don’t like the sister’s face. She should only show her back.’
Whilst Uncle Kunty declined to offer suggestions as to what type of paper bags Pippa should wear over her head one can certainly rejoice in the knowledge that Uncle Kunty will never hesitate to tell you just the way it is…