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Justin Bieber’s new momma friend, Mariah Yeater wants to show you her pierced tongue and kinky tattoos too!

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'Fame and a bucket of money will soon all be mine...'
'I am now officially ready to be famous bixches.'

 

First pictures of Justin Bieber’s love child appear. Do you notice the resemblance?»

Mariah Yeater wants to explain to you how she tried conning her ex boyfriend that he was the father of Justin Bieber’s baby too.»

Fame. Here one minute, gone the next. But in Mariah Yeater‘s case, fame is just starting to whiz its head out of the morning window- and how….

It may be true that Justin Bieber,the hawt little bixch that makes tweens the world over go dizzy may be his own hawt mess, but who it seems might be making her very own very fashion statement is Mariah Yeater who has suddenly entered the merry go round of impending celebrity whoredom now that she has come out and alleged that one crisp evening she rode Justin’s peen and the bixch made her pregnant-hence the little Yeater that Mariah likes to share with you and me on the cover of Star magazine.

Not to be outdone by Justin’s trendy little bob and trendy tattoos Mariah has now also come out with her own set of hawt tattoos and piercings which is sure to have you chomping on the bit as you loudly wonder to yourself maybe it’s ‘high time’  you placed a call to Mariah in the hopes of scoring some insider grooming tips too.

'Being famous is all about attitude. Don't let my incredibly long finger fool you.'

But while Mariah might be looking hawt and pretty for the cameras, Bieber fans aren’t necessarily sharing in all the joy and fun of Mariah stealing their man from them.

Tweeted one mentally disturbed Bieber fan:

‘I could kill this b****, really she messes with my baby!!! SHE IS SOOO DEAD.’

Which is just a friendly way of saying if Mariah ever thought of moving to New Zealand now might be the time to make the move.

Either way me thinks Mariah is here to stay for at least another 3 more weeks but if she manages to get them piercings rocking the fan fare could last all the way until the end of the year, assuming of course some Bieber fan doesn’t run her over with a steady fist punch.

Such are the joys of trying to steal your baby’s daddy from daddy’s unrelenting fans…

dailymail.co.uk

Did my hero Justin Bieber impregnate a 20 year old woman, if so she is liable for statuary rape too.»

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'You wanna bit of this bixches, get behind the line...'
'Fame and a bucket of money will soon all be mine...'
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  • Anonymous

    Wow.  Just … wow.  lol

  • jammie jaqjaq jaquie

    Shes gonna REGRET the mistake she did shes just a dang  gold digger shes just wanting to take Biebers money but with her JUNKTIFIED self she ain’t gonna get a dang coin man shes just as STUPID as her face looks and looking at that i would rather date a donkey or worse than that mann i cant stop thinking about it she stole MY man (shes just so redickules)and plus justin is not the daddy shes so crazy to think datt and if so she just( RAPED HIM)
    I CAN JACK HER UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!