“I figured that this way everyone would be happy: I don’t get scanned or groped, they can verify that I’m not a danger to anyone and the line would actually move more quickly because those pat-downs take time.”
As it turned out all very wishful indeed- and for his ingenuity, Mr Wolanyk had himself arrested and a wonderful story to share amongst the lads at the next whiskey sitting.
Next on our list of ‘the TSA always knows best’ comes courtesy of our savage predator blogger Anthony Poerio:
The TSA strip searches a little boy, makes a woman cut off her nipple ring with pliers, and repeatedly tells a man with a prosthetic knee I HAVE POWER” while making him publicly remove his leg.
Here’s the video of a young boy being made to get half naked as men 5 times his age cavort with his bodily functions. Like us you will be sheepishly groaning along with the person video tapping this auspicious event. Brace yourselves kids…