She donned a flowing red dress, strutted confidently in a violet bikini, and said onstage that the Internet is indispensable and requires parents to impart family values.
The model-turned pageant queen then posed for pictures with a Mexican flag and Mexico’s last Miss Universe as congratulations from her countrymen came pouring in.
Kids, I’m walking over to the bar in my living room right now looking for that tequila bottle I stashed behind my intern’s backs. The tears of joy are greasing my elbow. I might just wear my sombrero today and dream about the time I got food poisoning when I last hung out in Cancun, the hot pants of Mexico.
She only won because the socialist lefty media moguls behind Miss Universe were trying to send a message about Arizona and illegal immigration. Miss Universe is all political.
wow this is just sad you clearly have no life to make an article this stupid.