Sigh…can God just strike down on Heidi Montag and her security guard husband Spencer Pratt already; this world would be such a better place if these two idiots no longer existed. Heidi dragged herself to an all time yesterday morning when she called the police on her own mother Darlene Egelhoff. If you’re one of the many confused beings that watched the reality train wreck The Hills, then you know that on the premiere episode Heidi made a visit to Colorado to show her mother her brand new face…that looks like sh*t.
Well her mother agreed with me and made it apparent that she did not support Heidi’s decision to receive 10 surgery procedures like the dimwit she is.
Forward to yesterday morning when Heidi told reporters that her mother was “pounding on the door” probably trying to kidnap Heidi away from her horrible, crystal loving husband Spencer after news broke yesterday that the pair have only left their house (which is a dirty mess) three times in one month. Like the twit she is, Heidi was probably manipulated by Spencer causing her to call the police on her mother instead of letting her into their home. Montag released a statement saying, “My mom just showed up to the house unannounced …and after what she did to me on national TV, I have no desire to see her.”
Earth to Heidi, the only thing your mother did to was to tell you exactly tell what everyone else is thinking…you look like crap!
I bet this drama won’t be featured on The Hills. But we wish it was…