Jennifer ‘I will always make you take a double turn when you look at me’ Lawrence. Kids- me and the chipmunks have decided Jennifer needs to become our new secretary of State, our new fashion ambassador and just about everything that requires a public appearance. Wearing a custom made get up- this girl proved to us- that humility, integrity, and great curves go along way when it comes to a public relations exercise to have the world sing lullabies in your name.
Annette ” I will always stand the test of time ” Bening. Kids- Ms Bening, has sent us into a tailspin and has us running into the local op shops in the hopes that we too can find a silver bullet dress that will reddeam us from the annals of tawdry journalism. But nevermind, this evening, before I go to sleep I will look for a silver mache and wrap myself in it with a six pack as my own private choker- simply stunning Ms Bening- the tears are only beginning to dry.
And now time for the down right ugly:
There were in this author’s views some regrettable standouts who are in need of a whipping that I am only to glad help facilitate. That said, let’s have a look below and try to understand what these particular celebrities were thinking when they entered the dressing stables. Oh dear…
Marissa Tomei– Cheap and frilly- just the way they like them at your local horror show. With an assymetric purple gown that had me squinting for dear life I kept biting at the chomp as she whizzed infront of the cameras. And the layered tulles- my gawd kids- I think there are some children from the tailor’s quarters hidden there giggling, poking their tongue at poor Marissa. Never mind Marissa- this year you made me cry with loathing, and for that the chipmunks cuddled up to me will never forgive you- Blah!
Kind of looks like her calves threw up? I thought this dress was horrendous.