Lindsay Lohan accused of stealing a $5000 necklace.

Lindsay Lohan accused of stealing a $5000 necklace.What can I get away with now?

Good morning America. Just when you thought the travesty known as America’s favorite bowl of oatmeal was beginning to disintegrate into the background comes the sensational assertion that our national treasure has made off with jewelry in a blatant bold heist. The grim details courtesy of the usual suspects- the NY Trash Post.

nypost: LOS ANGELES — A $5,000 necklace at the center of a police investigation was taken to a Los Angeles police station by an associate of Lindsay Lohan after police earlier sought a search warrant for the troubled starlet’s home, the Los Angeles Times reported late last night.

Sources told the Times that Lohan, 24, was seen wearing the high-end jewelry in a store, and it later went missing.

To be correct when is Lilo not under observation? The fact that she is anywhere near a candy stick is enough of an assertion that she yanked it out of a starving child’s hand. After all a photo op is a photo op, crying children not withstanding…

But now we are being told we have documented proof…

Her visit to the store was caught on surveillance tape.

A search warrant for Lohan’s Venice Beach, Calif. home was requested at Los Angeles’ Airport Court Tuesday, RadarOnline reported.

Hmm. Now this is going to be interesting. After all, our hero is known for choosing challenging ‘TV’ roles. Surely somewhere in the plot she was just framed?

Lohan, who is on probation, would face a felony charge if she was accused of taking the necklace, as it is valued at $5,000.

The necklace is valued at $5000, but the photo ops on the other hand are priceless. What better opportunity to ensure legitimacy in the American eye?

Her next court appearance on the DUI matter is scheduled for February 25.

It was unknown if the search warrant was granted.

Stay tuned America- the ‘TV’ horror show otherwise known as the scattered Lilo horror show has just arrived at a cinema near you.

LINDSAY LOHAN LOSES LINDA LOVELACE PORNO BIOPIC TO MALIN ACKERMAN

MILO AND LILO FINALLY KISS AND MAKE UP.

LILO GOES FROM CRACK HEAD TO HEROIN JUNKIE.

LILO GETS A ‘GET OUT OF JAIL’ FREE CARD.

LINDSAY LOHAN HAS A NEW MUGSHOT TO BE PROUD OF.

Lilo gets caught with the good shit in her system.

LILO HIT AND RUN.

LILO PLEDGES TO TURN HER LIFE FROM A CARNIVAL TO A SLOW MERRY GO ROUND.

Lilo is offered $1million for her first post jail interview.

Lindsay Lohan would like to tell you as of this morning she’s free- sort of.

Lilo has hysterical fit while locked up.

The Lindsay Lohan mugshot T-shirt is finally here.

Lilo is finally on her way to jail.

Lilo checks herself into Rehab.

Lilo calls Judge Revel a ‘f**king b*tch!’

LILO IS SENTENCED 90 DAYS TO THE SLAMMER.

Cops confuse Lilo’s Coco Pops for Breath mint

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    Of course unbenownst to the world, Lilo is in negotiations with studio heads to have the paparazzi move into the local jail cell diagonally across from hers so we can all be sure to get up to the minute necessary updates on the collective drudgery called ‘if only I was as disfunctional glamorous as you.’ If approved by studio heads, Dina and numb nuts up and coming businessman Michael Lohan will be offered their own jail cells down the hallway.

    http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/02/say-goodbye-to-lindsay-lohan-oh-the-tears/