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My hero released from jail after only 4 and half hours. Pass me champagne!

The sun always smiles over Lindsay Lohan's crack pipe! Kids, me and the chipmunks have broken last year's crate of cheap champagne and begun in the rejoicing of our collective hero's immediate release from a hard labor served jail time...

My hero Lindsay Lohan is ordered to go back to jail.

Kids in some weird way justice today was served today but in the real world the justice dished out to our collective heroine amounts to a petty slap on the wrist courtesy of the jam packed jails that our...

Say goodbye to Lindsay Lohan. Oh the tears…

Say goodbye to Lindsay Lohan. Grunt, sigh, moan, despair, wheeze and sigh again, pass me a shot of moonshine. Today the airwaves are awash with the news that America's favorite metaphor to disillusionment  and over the top behavior  actress 'Lindsay I...

Lilo is finally on her way to jail.

Will the world survive without Lilo for 90 days? And it's finally come to this- America's preferred media whore carries her cross to LA county jail. Oh the woe, the jubilation, the confusion, the rumors, the slander,...

Lilo is now officially going to jail.

Why California is popping champagne bottles. The world told her not to do it- but Lilo had to go anyway because as we told you yesterday she heard through the grapevine crack grows out of the alleyways...