Not too long ago, Laurelville, Ohio Police chief Mike Berkemeier decided to get up during the middle of the night to grab himself a midnight snack yet unbeknownst to him what he’d end up snacking on would invariably lead him to going bat shit crazy. But at least he could say at the time the shit tasted good as he gobbled down his daughter’s cake. Except that shit wasn’t just any ordinary cake but a damn good weed-cake…
Explains the columbusdispatch:
“I got up in the morning and I ate it. The entire thing,” he told reporters. He then began to feel… strange.
“All I can describe it as is that it was the worst feeling in the world,” he said. “I thought I was dying.”
That’s when the Ohio Police Chief hoped into his car and drove to the police station, where he was met by his fellow officers and taken to the hospital, where he explained to doctors that “it wasn’t getting any better. I felt like I was out of my mind.”
Hmm. But why wasn’t it getting any better?
It wasn’t until the Chief’s 16 year old daughter confessed that her cake was laced with cannabis oil (aka the good shit) that daddy realized he was insanely high off his rockers. From there doctors gave daddy a sedative to help knock that funny shit off.
Told the Ohio Police Chief: “It was probably the scariest thing that’s ever happened to me in my entire life.”
Hmm, oh well maybe next time daddy’s girl can hide that shit under her bed where she can really enjoy the good shit without worrying about her old man losing the plot…
Isn’t it time you surprised your daddy with a midnight snack too?