Making headlines in the corridors of Kim Kardashian’ uber media stacked world today is the claim that our collective heroine attempted to play nice with estranged husband Kris Humphries by attempting to shovel $10 million into his front pants to go away. Of course Kris wasn’t born yesterday and is now holding firm as one assumes he really gets Kim to pay Kris’ proper ‘get lost’ market rate.
Tells a source exclusively to radaronline: “After Kim filed for divorce, she offered Kris a $10 million payoff, with the agreement that he would not continue to pursue an annulment to their marriage on the grounds of fraud.”
Fraud? Hmm that’s one way of presenting the charade that takes place in the media sweepstakes staring our collective heroine. Of course that’s really too strong a word and in polite society perhaps the correct word would be ‘entertain.’ Not that we aren’t heartily entertained by the wistful musing and life trauma of which velvet skin tight dress Kim will choose to wear tonight?
But lest you think money is what motivates Kris, thing again as the basketball star who makes his own pretty penny thank you very much wants the world to understand it’s really all about morals,principles and all that other good shit that we all know Kris pays slavish attention to. Which is why of course he quickly scooped up Kim when she said let’s make a mint by pumping and dumping this wedding. Or maybe Kris really did believe the romance tabloid covers that by then were sweeping our collective wet imagination?
Tells the source again: “Kris flatly rejected the offer because it has never been about money for him. He wants to be able to marry in a church again, with a clear conscience, when he finds someone special. Kris is deeply religious and he believes that the only way he can do that is if his marriage to Kim is annulled.”
Deeply religious? Deeply hard up more like it. But what do I know about shiny fake marriages that explode in my face whilst the world nonchalantly watches along then a minute later watches my newly wedded wife doing the wild thing with a new action media star?
“Kris wants to move on with his life just as badly as Kim does – he is constantly getting heckled by NBA players and fans – and he just wants to be able to close this disastrous chapter in his life once and for all. If Kim would just agree to grant him the annulment, they could both move on with their lives.”
The $10 million is also been said to come as a result of Kris purportedly dangling that magic number in Kim’s ear but Kris for his part has gone on to adamantly deny that.
Says the source again: “Kris has given a sworn declaration that he has never asked Kim for a single dime. The only thing he has asked for, and continues to ask for, is for her to agree to an annulment.”
Interesting kids. Let’s see how Kris’ tune will change once Kanye digs into his wallet and throws another $10 million into the pot to help Kris get a grip of reality?
Don’t you wish you had morals that could never bought as well…?
1800 PAY ME WHAT I’M WORTH BIXCH