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Wow! At 62 years old Vera Wang is still a very hawt bixch…

Vera Wang is the eternal hawt bixch...
Vera Wang is the eternal hawt bixch...

See video below of Vera’s behind the scenes shoot for Harper’s Bazaar.

Kids my eyeballs had to be nail fisted back into my skull just a moment ago. Why you ask? Well let’s call it the subtle charm of today’s preferred hawt bixch Vera Wang as she struts into our collective void…

dailymail.co.uk: She claims not to be the ‘type of woman who would wear high heels with a bathing suit’. But Vera Wang seems to have achieved it remarkably well in a shoot for the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar U.S.

The designer, 62, who was pictured by the pool of her new LA home, revealed an age-defying body that could belong to a woman half – or even a third – of her age.

Isn’t it a delight that we can still agree that a woman, and a famously talented one at that (but the dailymail would like to remind you can ignore that part) is to be adored because she can appease our collective need for her to be able to fit into a glamor bikini to someone a third of her age?

Isn’t it any wonder so many women are losing their mind attaining these mirage goals never mind sustaining them? Then again this is our Vera and when Vera struts in front of the pool boy it’s a moment she’s savored since eternity.

'I will forever gaze stoically into the abyss of my soul and prey you do not see through my sham...'

Explaining to the magazine how she came to pose in the outfit, she admitted: ‘I wanted to wear a corset from Alexander Wang, whom I like a great deal. I was thinking it would be over a legging or a boyish short, but the next thing I knew, I was there in a swimsuit.

‘The funny thing is that I’m the girl who no one sees at the beach. Ask anyone who’s traveled with me. Normally, I’m in so many layers, I look like Lawrence of Arabia!’

Lawrence of Arabia in your nightgown Vera, but to our searing eyeballs you are a half naked vixen to be eternally sucoured. One item more on that torso of yours and we’d all jump off the ravine. Keep it dirty Vera. Keep it nubile. Keep it real Vera. Become a hawt 62 year old media whore. Women the world over are counting on you. Can’t you see them salivating over my shoulder?

She added that she was even ‘a little horrified’ by the resulting image, taken by photographer Douglas Friedman.

No, no, no Vera! Do not be horrified! You are behaving exactly to plan. Soon we will have every woman over the age of 47 competing against 19 and half year olds to see who can pull off the best figure and us men will sit there with our strawberry daiquiris casually gesturing for you to get back on the treadmill and kill those extra 34 calories. No need to be horrified Vera. It’s all A OK at the ranch.

'Oh to be free and lithe and having you all spitting jealousy through your clogged nostrils...'

And given that she has spent most of her life living in New York, the luxury of having a pool is most definitely not lost on her.

‘The great thing about having a pool in LA is that I can use it year-round,’ she explained in a behind-the-scenes video. ‘And since I’ve always been an athlete, staying fit is very important to me.’

Oh Vera, if only we could all swim countless laps with you. But first I got to finish this gimlet of moonshine that the chipmunks just brought out to me.

Not to fear Vera, Scallywag still thinks you make a hawt Wednesday afternoon hawt bixch….

And as the dailymail painfully points out, to the left is Vera at the age of 62 looking humoungously better than she did when this photo of her was taking in 1990



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