Salman Rushdie has decided pursing a career as a celebrity media whore is more becoming than his literary career. The curse of Devorah Rose…
Kids, if only you could see me now, gin and froth sliding down my chin. Why you wonder? Cause after one week of being my favorite ladies killer and getting walloped in the press my womanizer idol, Salman Rushdie has just gone off and proposed to his ex flame, Michelle Barish upon learning that she will no longer be sharing sweat glands with her husband, billionaire (yes money helps kids) Steve Tisch. That’s right, Salmon was still in love with Michelle, and Devorah Rose thought he only had googly eyes just for her. Yes the audacity…
But just in case you were all getting tizzy about being invited to Salman’s 5th wedding, there’s this…
nypost:Unfortunately, Michelle is not yet divorced. Don Schuck, lawyer for Chris Barish, told us, “Perhaps Michelle’s current suitor may not be aware that the divorce is not yet final. The parties are working towards a settlement.”
Not divorced? Does it really matter? Salman is a tabloid writer’s wet dream. Ditched in March by his ex, a celebrity whore chaser by the spring, a smug looking lothario by November and a flustered womanizer the day after thank giving. Who cares if Salman ever writes another book again, this bitches’ love life can fill out 4 novels back to back.
Frankly I hope Michelle Barish agonizes over her likely divorce, forcing Salman who it is said has gone off running to buy his ex a diamond rock to keep going back and forth with a bigger rock until she says yes. And if she says no, there’s always Devorah Rose who I am sure is wiping away those media whore tears off her face wondering when she too will find true love.
Don’t you wish were a revolving media whore? I know I do…
i fuck the salman rushidi ass i want to kill fucker boy
lol ur hero more he will get killed one day urgghh makes me sick this man is sooo ugly he must be the second yazid or saddam