Does it get any more perverse than this? Kctv5 attempts to explain:
PLATTE COUNTY, Mo. — A former Platte County R-3 student has been charged with unlawfully entering the high school, where he masturbated on underwear taken from boys’ lockers.
John P. Gallagher, 19, of Smithville, was charged March 24 with second-degree burglary.
Platte County Prosecuting Attorney Eric Zahnd said the charges were filed following an investigation by the Platte City Police Department, after high school employees reported a suspicious person had been seen by students in the school before school hours.
Hanging around the school yards before school hours, because he was trying to determine whose underwear he’d like to violate, which student gave him the most sublime feelings of nothingness and of course everything? Because it was a dare, or just one of those diabolical twitches we’re all prone to getting every millenium before quickly sweeping them away in that department of our brain which say’s – ‘never go there’ – unless I really really must go there….
Gallagher is being held in the Platte County Jail on a $5,000 bond. If convicted of second-degree burglary, he faces up to seven years in prison.
Seven years in prison where he will be surrounded by a multitude of prison underwear…