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Danielle Staub wants you to understand she had no choice…


“I just decided, you know what, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. So what am I left to do?” she asked. “It wasn’t something that I would have chose to have had released, but it’s out there and there’s nothing I can do about it now.”– A soon to be, if not already famous quote from Celebrity Trashstitute Danielle Staub. (Popeater)

These are the words that Ms. Staub tells a cameraman when asked about her sex tape. A sex tape that she said was stolen and that she has never seen, she just knows that she is in the tape. – Which is kind of confusing… How can you not have an idea about how the sex tape is, when you are the one holding the camera on your mildly deformed face, and breasts that look like Bernie Mac’s eyes ( I am sorry Bern, but you know you are laughing in heaven).

She does have a competitive side for her sex-tape/national geographic documentary which is somewhat mildly attractive and yet slutty… When asked about how she hopes it fares against rival sex tape artist this year Kendra Wilkinson- “if it’s going to do anything I would hope mine would be better”.

Oh Danielle, lets just hope for everyone’s sake that this tape does do well, and helps your recently released trash rag book; ‘The Naked Truth: The Real Story Behind the Real Housewife of New Jersey’, and helps propel you into the industry that suites you well….Porn. Because hopefully then you will stop infecting pop cultures magazines.

First Photos: Danielle Staub’s Hideous Sex Tape.

Danielle Staub; Vixen, Glitter and Star..

  • kellie

    “breasts that look like bernie mac’s eyes.” — EPIC.