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Papa Lohan begs Maury Povich to help him save Lilo.


papaWhen the tears are of the crocodile variety.

If you are in a need of a ‘tear jerker’ episode may we suggest the drama currently being played on the Maury Povich show starring the world’s favorite media mistake (whore) Lilo (in absentia), her daddy- Papa Lohan, and the man the world loves to hug and confess to – Maury Povich.

In the latest installment of “the world can make Lilo a better person,” papa Lohan begs Lilo to reform herself to a human being. The rambling continues for a while as the crocodile tears well profusely in papa Lohan’s eyes, amidst the ominous shake of the head, the perturbed but perfectly choreographed gestures of Maury gesticulating – yes you are a loser, banking off your daughter, but anything that helps my rankings and the south side of LA is good news for me.

The rambling reaches a fever pitch when papa Lohan intones-

“Lilo I’m not going to bring you to your grave before you bring me to my grave.”

It’s a drama filled moment and one kind of wishes Lilo suddenly lept out of the audience and beat daddy to a pulp with her new Ungaro vibrator.

In any event a daddy has the right to be concerned about his little coke whore but doing it over and over on prime time is just a drag.

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