Who knew how important Facebook has become in our lives? Who knew it could cause one to feel heavy bouts of self loathing if one failed to be acknowledged or ‘shared’ amongst others? Who knew it had the power to lift one out of the doldrums if simply one could connect to other human beings? Who knew? Rachel Anne Hayes knew…
Rachel Anne Hayes a 27 year old Clearwater, Florida woman is facing assault charges after her ass took to slapping her 72 year old grandmother after the woman refused to accept the suspect’s Facebook friend request.
Rachel’s world would begin to collapse around her circa 3.39 am early Thursday morning whilst at the home of her grandmother when the two began arguing about the status of Haye’s friend request.
Accept me as your friend bixch now!
This in turn led to Rachel feeling stymied, empty, deprived, publicly savaged, suddenly invalidated, a social failure, bereft of human compassion, intimidated, insulted, pissed off before swiftly getting out of her chair and slapping her grandmother.
Interestingly Rachel Anne Hayes’s arrest record would note that alcohol was a factor in the alleged altercation.
Booked on a felony charge of domestic battery on an elderly person, our collective hero is currently being held without bond in the Pinellas County Jail.
Jail records show Rachel has previously been arrested for DUI, violation of probation for DUI and disorderly conduct for urinating in public.
Shouldn’t you be accepting Rachel’s imminent Facebook friendship request too…?