This car might help some dude out there get laid everyday of the week but my gut feeling is this is the type of car that one would acquire who had a secret fetish for licking the tyres clean and then some…
dailymail.co.uk: Meet the part-truck-part-coupe being dubbed the world’s worst car, up for sale on Craigslist.
The cab and hood of a 1962 truck have been welded onto a 1990s Pontiac Grand Am in what is one of the more bizarre offerings on the online marketplace.
Described by the East Kentucky craftsman behind it as having ‘every option that a car could have’, the Pontiac’s front clip has also been replaced with one from an Oldsmobile.
Among the listed perks are ‘air bags that are in working order’ and door handles that ‘work great.’
Door handles that work great? Hmm that’s got me a little dizzy.
The sprawling advert reads as though the author is in a desperate rush.
‘Too much to list lots of time put in this car,’ he writes. ‘Have too many other projects to, do so call.’
What those other ‘projects’ include are unclear. A helicopter-cum-plane, perhaps, or a lawnmower that doubles as a scooter.
The owner warns that no negotiating will be accepted on the asking price of $3,000. ‘Have probably twice as much invested – this vehicle will be sold as is,’ he insists.
Will be sold as is? Could it be sold any other way? Kids somewhere out there in deep America someone is going through every nook and cranny to find that last dollar to get to the magic $3000. I’m betting there will be a bottle of champagne when that car finally makes it home and a gentle bonding session that may involve some extraordinary hanky panky. Or not…
article originally appeared here: Hooniverse
For those interested in acquiring the car, the details (assuming it’s still out there folks) can be found here.
