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Selena Gomez would like you to poke your eyes out as she prances in her bikini.

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Selena Gomez and her pals Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson on the set of 'Spring Breakers.'

Selena Gomez will always make you foam from the mouth…

Kids, it’s that time of the day to ogle at prebuscent girls and who am I to deny you. Staring in order of preferred hawt bixch status is teenage vixen du jour Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber‘s bixch slap and her pals Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson.

On set for the up and coming teenage romp ‘Spring Wankers Breakers’ the trio of lovable hawt bixches cavort in their slinky bikinis whilst greater America watches on gushing with anticipation.

Co starring in the teenage romp coming of age drama is our local hero James Franco who manages to evoke a splendid white trash chicborrowed heavily from the king of white trash K-Fed.

Isn’t it time to relive your teenage fantasies this spring?

'Yes that's right Justin. They want us to stand in our bikinis all day long. I really have no idea why either...'
This spring I will finally show the world who is the new hawt bixch on the block.
Excuse me bixch but you know who's going to be sharing center stage with you don't you?!!
Pfff!! That's the problem with working with self entitled divas...
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