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Today’s douche bag courtesy of Goldman Sach’s Anonymous Twitter.

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Just in case you were wondering what the 1% of society had on its mind comes the surfacing of one anonymous Goldman Sachs banker’s tweets. Their handle is @GSElevator and essentially allows for a bird’s eye view of what just happens to be going on in the banker back rooms, or as in this case in the presumed privacy of the elevator. (personally I still haven’t worked out how they haven’t been outed yet, but that’s another discussion).

The account has been going strong for a while now, with just under 72 000 followers. Curious I decided to pay a visit to the account to get an insider’s bird eye view of what’s good on the other side of the economic fence. That said prepare to cringe or then again prepare to high five, depending on which side of the economic divide qualifies you.

Here are a select group of tweets that I plucked that will most likely get your heart pounding a little faster today:

 

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#1: We don’t claim to be anything we’re not. #2: Steve Jobs the hero, yet Apple exploits Chinese labor for higher margins than Exxon.

 

4 hours ago

 

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[Analyst drinks] #1 (points at TV): How do all those poor-looking people get playoff tickets?

14 hours ago

 

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#1: Rules are for the obedience of fools, and the guidance of people like us.

21 hours ago

 

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[classic] #1: Riding the subway reminds me why I am pro-choice.

7 Jan

 

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#1: Europe is starting to make African leaders look competent.

6 Jan

 

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Skirt #1: I love it when a guy hits on me & then gives me a business card with a gmail account. Asshole, I work at Goldman Sachs.

6 Jan

 

 

#1: Under Bush, 5% unemployment was a disaster. Under Obama 8.5% is a boom. #2: Affirmative action.

6 Jan

 

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#1: The fact that most people are too stupid to know how dumb they really are is the fabric holding our society together.

5 Jan Favorite Retweet Reply

 

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#1: Hey fat fuck, I already know what your resolution is.

1 Jan

 

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#1: Why do people wear wool if they know cashmere exists?

1 Jan

 

(this one had me on the floor for 17 minutes….)

 

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#1: She’s only about 3 weeks of anorexia away from looking hot. #2: Maybe 4.

29 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

 

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A#1: Think about how much higher unemployment stats would be if so many black guys didn’t call themselves ‘entrepreneurs.’

29 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

 

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#1: Groupon… Food stamps for the middle class.

28 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

 

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#1: What he lacks in social skills, he makes up in wallet.

28 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

 

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#1: You’re tired of being an analyst? Get over it. Every great porn star had to do a gay scene once or twice just to move up.

27 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

 

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#1: By now, protesters just look like pigeons to me.

23 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

 

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#1: Fact. Nearly 50% of all American workers have less than $10k saved for retirement. #2: Fuck. That wouldn’t cover a ski weekend.

23 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

 

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#1: My wife is basically Pay-Per-View.

22 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

 

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#1: Anyone that puts CFA and MBA on their business card is a cunt.

22 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

 

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#1: My fiancé wants to make the NYTimes wedding section. #2: Christ, that’s vulgar.

22 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

 

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#1: Don’t bitch about your apartment. If you want a gated house on a golf course, go be some dogshit CFO in Cleveland.

22 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

 

 

 

 

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