Is that a boy toy strolling next to Karl Lagerfield?

Christopher Koulouris: About author bio at bottom of article.

August 14, 2010

Well you know beauty is always in the eye of the beholder. But frankly you're not as nearly as beautiful as me when I was your age honey.

Uncle Kaiser why are all these photographers taking pictures of us?

Summer in St Tropez with the Kaiser…

Look at these picture kids and ask yourself what’s going on here? Frankly we haven’t the faintest idea. Of course we could guess and of course our guesses are below, but if you would like to guess alongside please be our guest, we’re sure the Kaiser would be very pleased. By the way the kid in the hot shorts goes by the name of Baptiste Giabiconi. Although we prefer “Hot Thang,” ourselves…

1/ This is the Kaiser’s nephew Kaiser Junior and they are checking out the town in search of a fine place to have a glass of sherry with each other.

2/This is the Kaiser’s new soon to be new discovery.

3/ This is Kaiser’s new heart throb. Look closely into their eyes, they are very much in love. Never mind their eyes being hidden.

4/This is Kaiser’s new gardener and together they are going to dig up some flowers in St Tropez.

5/The Kaiser and Daisy Dukes in disguise. Let’s see what happens when Daisy takes off those glasses.