Courtesy of the thedailymail that never exaggerates or finds reason to make things up comes a tale from its coffers that super action hero and collective hero to the universe, Tom Cruise is now set to leave the Church of Scientology because he’s just realized that the Church has ruined his life and screwed things up between him and his former wife Katie Holmes.
Said a ‘source’ close to the underbelly of Tom’s consciousness:
‘Now he’s lost the most precious thing in his life, he sees that his Scientology beliefs may not have hurt his box office [success] but have ended not one but two marriages.’
Could it be that Tom is putting two and two together at last?
According to the dailymail, it is said that Tom Cruise’s marriage to actress Nicole Kidmanapparently fell apart because of the church’s involvement in his affairs. Which Tommy now wants to blame is also once again responsible for another heartache in his life.
Continues the source: ‘He lost Nicole and now his wife and daughter. He has always used the Scientology techniques but he has now realised they don’t work in marriage,’
So incensed is Tommy with the Church for its meddling it is now said that Tommy is distancing himself with close friend David Miscavige who also happens to be the church’s leader.
‘Tom and David have been attached at the hip but this relationship has deteriorated and that, along with the loss of Katie and Suri, is forcing his to question his role in the church. He hasn’t lost faith completely but he is blaming Scientology for what has happened.’
Kids can we take a side detour for a moment but are we to seriously believe that the real reason behind Katie Holmes opting out of her marriage to Tommy really had something to do with the Church dropping by on Sunday’s and telling the couple how they were suppose to set their weekend cutlery set and flower arrangements cause they knew better and nothing to do with the fact that Tommy was just an overwhelming control nut whose every breath is fascist martial law in the house of Tommy?
And of course Katie is gingerly walking up and down the streets of daffodil painting her toenails in dizzy anticipation of Tommy’s imminent return to her painfully woeful life that never had meaning without Tommy given it the meaning it lacked….