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Oh my! Real Housewives of Miami star Adriana De Moura amazes in her itty bitty bikini….

Adriana de Moura is also a preferred hawt bixch
Adriana de Moura is also a preferred hawt bixch

Adriana de Moura is also a preferred hawt bixch ….

Yes kids, it’s that time of the year when Adriana de Moura takes the time to flaunt her fetching private parts in a fetching itty bitty bikini for your eyes only.

As caught by paparazzi (caught or organized to be exact) the mother of one and co star of the hit trash tv reality show (swap reality for unreality) Battered MediaWhores of Miami Beach Real Housewives of Miami was in splendid form as she strutted along Miami Beach the beaches of Southeastern France.

Off the back of IMG fashion week Swimwear collection in Miami the Brazilian model where she modeled for no less than two houses, A.Z Araujo, Keva J the starlet took to the south of France for a much needed vacation.

Of course this being Adriana, Adriana’s fame extends beyond her ability to strut on the plank but rather to tantalize as she did during Real Housewives of Miami’s first season (naturally she has been signed on for season 2 which airs September 13) where she managed to pole dance, verbally assault skank Cristy Rice and generally cause the blood pressure of any male above the age of 15 to rise the moment her and her svelte vixen body made its telegenic appearance.

But in the event you think Adriana is nothing but a ho looking for rich men and glam times you’re wrong (well partially) as the dailymail takes the time to note that this hawt bixch also doubles as an art dealer who studied French Art & Civilization at the Sorbonne University in Paris, as well as Italian Art in Florence, Italy.

Opined the hawt bixch to NBC Miami last year about her involvement with the reality show:

‘It is emotional. It takes more than people realize,’

Oh notice something a little off Adriana?

Adds the dailymailShe resides on Miami’s exclusive Hibiscus Island with her Parisian fiancé Frederic, who works as a hotel master designer, and 12-year-old son Alexandre, whom she calls her ‘pride and joy.’

Pride and joy. Hmm, how debonair. And then there was this comment I came across that perhaps  puts things into greater perspective:

Looking at fake breasts hanging out of a swimsuit top is not attractive. While she is attractive, she isn’t not “Cindy Crawford” beautiful, and will not age very welll.

Never mind, season 2 of Battered make believe wives of my wet dreams is just around the corner and one can almost bet Adriana’s return will have us all glistening as the switch blades and the svelte bikinis come out once again….