He has been dating ScarJo for a reported five months. He was her date to the afterparty for the We Bought a Zoo premiere. You can tell ScarJo loves him, because she didn’t force him to attend the screening.
So this is a low key love thing and maybe Scarlett has learned a few lessons and isn’t pushing to get married or too involved by the time the weekend is over.
He’s from Phoenix, Arizona.
Ok- I’ll let you figure that out kids. But really what’s in a city except the filth and slime that sticks underneath your feet.
He is “an avid art collector and has lots of famous friends in the New York art world. He and Scarlett have had dinner with the fashion photographer Terry Richardson a few times. Nate’s not impressed by Scarlett’s celebrity at all, and she loves that.”
Famous art friends and art collector? Scarlett that’s not nice. By proximity Nate is almost a celebrity. Really one would of thought that at least Nate could be completely obscure, after all it does say directly above he is from Phoenix, Arizona.
When Nate Naylor walks around New York with Scarlett, he holds her hand.
So Nate is a romantic or just very well trained momma’s boy.
He is “the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen” according to another ad exec. “He basically looks like Morrissey in his prime,” “great guy,” “really respected,” “Scarlett should be so lucky.” Nate Naylor could get so many free blowjobs from this ad exec, but I bet he doesn’t, because he is a Johansssexual.
Wow, they really employ real witty writers over there at Gawker. I guess what Maureen is trying to say is that Nate is a hawt bixch and he can basically get shtick any day he feels like it. Which must be true cause he’s banging Scarlett and not you or Sean Penn.
Please do not confuse Scarlett Johansson’s Nate Naylor with Lincoln, Nebraska’s Nate Naylor; Fairfax, Virginia’s Nate Naylor; or Bronx High School’s Nate Naylor. Those Nate Naylors are a pharmacy clerk at Walgreen’s; the Deputy Assistant Secretary for Public Affairs at U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs; and a teenager, respectively. They are not dating Scarlett Johansson, as far as we can tell.
Which is to say, this Nate is the real deal and wouldn’t be caught dead as anything other than a high powered ad executive with lots of high profile art friends and a cache of art too boot as well. Nate bixches is the real deal. His got real cahoonas. He’s got himself a bona fide hawt international bixch girlfriend. But unlike Scarlett’s other boyfriends he is still underneath the radar where her shit still trumps his and because he’s got his shit together (sorry Maureen for the terrible language) he can take care of himself and never be intimidated by Scarlett’s successes.
Though Scarlett Johansson’s Nate Naylor is a “normal,” he has had physical contact with the celebrity kind before. Here he is with actress Kristen Johnston at a theater benefit. He must have a special enzyme in his body that prevents him from combusting upon contact with a celebrity, as you or I would. [image via Getty]
Which is to say, by the time you put this article away and go for a slice of pizza down the road you will be panting to get Nate’s autograph now that the media world took Scarlett’s hawt bixch and turned him into an instant celebrity too.
S.J. is stolen biological material, taken against will and formed to clones line 200 pieces total. Sign of dangerous criminal activity. Original Scarlett Galabekian educated and licensed pediatrician doctor.