chicagotribune: DELANO, California (AP) — A man who was at an illegal cockfight in central California died after being stabbed in the leg by a bird that had a knife attached to its own limb, officials confirmed Monday.
Which has us wondering was the rooster gunning for another bird when this happened or was it a Freudian slip on its part when it ended up hurling its dagger into the curios visage of Jose Luis Ochoa who one can only wonder was offending the hapless rooster?
Ochoa and the other spectators fled when authorities arrived at the scene of the fight, King told the newspaper. Deputies found five dead roosters and other evidence of cockfighting at the location, he said.
5 dead roosters and now one dead man. Shouldn’t you be attending cock fights too?