Curtis Cartier at the Pleated Jeans blog wants you to know that, of all the states in our beloved country, Washington has the most horse-humpers… but that’s not all!
Just check out this enviably Fortean feat of tabloid data analysis above:
The highlights: North Dakotans are the ugliest, and Maine residents the dumbest; Louisiana’s got the worst case of Gonorrhea in a string of festering Southern states, but Tennessee’s still most corrupt. And somehow West-Virginia, everyone’s favorite whipping state, got away with most heart attacks, oddly enough.
Also take a look at the four corners – Nevada, Colorado, Arizona, and New Mexico – which, if followed clockwise, detail the unending coping cycle of any healthy breakup.