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Jared Leto wants you to know he can officially make you cry just by just looking at him.

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'When I look in the mirror the tears start flowing...'

What better way to let the world know that you are to be envied then taking to twitter and posting the latest picture of you looking like a wet dream.

Daily Mirror UK: Jared Leto fans will be pleased to know he’s back to looking like a dreamboat again after flirting with some very eccentric looks.

The actor posted a picture of himself posing shirtless on Twitter yesterday.

And despite the bizarre choice to wear a skirt in the photo, the 38-year-old looked in amazing shape, with an enviably muscular, defined body.

Yes kids even the chipmunks scurrying in the  corridor are clapping with joy.

Known for his choice of eccentric guises and roles our hunk had the temerity to dress like a Russian prostitute during broad day light in NYC (a pet peeve we imagine):

‘I was walking down Madison Avenue in New York thinking, ‘Wow, I bet people are going to think, “Who is that chick?” No one thought that though.’

But the musician has no intention of repeating her transvestite experiment because he thinks he looks too masculine to pass as a woman.

Too masculine to look like a woman but of course too effeminite to look like a transvestite. Oh the woe.

One day us and the chipmunks are going to dress like movie stars with our nipples pierced bright purple. Hopefully Jared wont beat us to it…

Here are some of Jared’s favorite looks:

School hunk; 'To think the amount of times I've had raggedy boys try to seduce me in the locker room...'
Finnish rodeo boy: ' All i could think was how beautiful I looked as I caught a glimpse of myself in them rodeo boots...'
Over weight assassin: 'And the hate seeped in when I noticed my new found double chin...'
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  • Aneishabgreen

    the tears start to pour? Is he really shallow? Surely not… My Jared isnt shallow… is he?

  • A6277

    “What better way to let the world know that you are to be envied then taking to twitter and posting the latest picture of you looking like a wet dream”

    Best quote and description of Jared ever to be written 😀