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Michael Douglas to undergo chemo therapy for tumor.


The world is straining to find out if Michael Douglas will live.

This is the type of bad news kids like me dread waking up to- that their childhood man whore is on the possible death cups. Last night it was Zsa Zsa Gabor fighting blood clots and now it’s Gordon Gecko sucking wind on the way to a hospital chemo room. Gawd, what’s going on in Tinsel town?

Daily Mail Co UK: Michael Douglas faces two months of chemotherapy after doctors discovered a tumour in his throat.

The Oscar-winning actor, 65, who is married to Welsh actress Catherine Zeta-Jones, will undergo eight weeks of chemotherapy and radiation.

His doctors expect the Wall Street star to make a full recovery, according to America’s People magazine.

Bitch better make a full recovery or me and the possums nervously nibbling on the heels of my feet are going to be puking on re runs of Gordon Gecko telling us how good greed really is. Greed is good – bitches. A spokesman for the actor would not confirm the type of cancer, when it was discovered, or when treatment would begin. He also declined to answer any questions on Douglas’s history of smoking.

Larynx cancers are usually related to smoking and heavy drinking.

Chemotherapy is often used in conjunction with radiation for more advanced throat cancers. If it is caught early, tumours can be cured in 90 per cent of cases.

However, the prognosis is less hopeful if the cancer has spread to surrounding tissues or lymph nodes.

Michael me and the possums have already started saying our prayers for you – “Greed is good oh all mighty one! Let Michael live so he can win that academy.”

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