Linda Godejohn DUI: Yes Prep School, Texas school bus driver blames bad doughnut she ate for her erratic driving and driving under the influence of alcohol.
‘I wasn’t [drunk]. My stomach was just hurting so bad that my wheel fell off the curve,’ the woman told reporters after leaving jail Friday.
Godejohn explained the day was like any other — except for the bad doughnut she ate from the school.
Bad doughnut overladen with sugar?
‘They’ve been riding all year long. Nothing has changed,’ Godejohn reiterated. ‘Except I got something from the school to eat. It had made me sick.’
Bad doughnut overladen with too many unhealthy calories?
Police said Godejohn failed field sobriety tests ‘miserably’ after callers called 911 to report her driving.
Or how about a bad doughnut filled with too many alcoholic tidbits for the guzzling?
Linda Godejohn DUI: ‘I don’t drink. I haven’t had a drink in years. Just bad doughnuts.’
In her defense, the resolute bus driver claimed the sobriety tests were ‘hard’ and insisted she hadn’t consumed any alcohol.
‘They keep saying that I have been drinking,’ Godejohn explained. ‘I don’t drink. I haven’t had a drink in years.’
She was booked on misdemeanor charges for driving while intoxicated and released Friday on $100 bond, according to court records. Her next court date is June 10.
First Student Bus Company — which contracts drivers for Yes Prep — said Godejohn was suspended pending the outcome of the investigation, according to KTRK.
Godejohn couldn’t be immediately reached for comment. Maybe she was out eating another doughnut….