Walter Unbehaun, a 74 year old career criminal who has spent most of his adult life behind bars told a Chicago court that he had purposefully gone on a robbing spree in the hopes of being sentenced back to prison.
At the time, Walter Unbehaun targeted a suburban Chicago bank with an armed weapon, telling a frightened bank teller he had a gun on his person but he had no intention of using it.
Said the career criminal at the time: ‘I only have six months to live and have nothing to lose. I don’t want to hurt you.’
Upon making off with $4,178 Walter Unbehaun drove to a nearby motel and waited for police to arrive.
Upon police arriving, the career criminal who is forced to get around with a cane is said to have dropped his cane, raised his hands and startled police by his apparent joy at getting nabbed.
Kids, I’m going to pause for a moment while I touch myself on my mid afternoon chamomile tea…. yikes.
Told presiding Judge Sharon Johnson Coleman: ‘This is not the first time you’ve inspired fear,’
Retorted the career criminal: ‘My crime is bad, there ain’t no doubt,’
‘I just wanna be like everybody else.’
Defense filings would show that the man had been inspired by boredom, loneliness and the conclusion that a life on the inside was preferable to life outside.
Perhaps unsurprisingly no family or friends of Walter Unbehaun’s attended Thursday’s hearing.
At his initial court appearance, Unbehaun also confounded his lawyer, Richard McLeese.
Told the lawyer: ‘His first words were, ‘I just want to go home,’
‘It is, without a doubt, one of the saddest and most disturbing cases I’ve dealt with.’
Prosecutor Sharon Fairley conceded the judge faced a dilemma: Sending Unbehaun to prison could be seen as more reward than punishment to him, but setting him free would risk him committing another serious crime.
His case raised broader societal questions, she said in one filing.
‘Did the system fail Mr. Unbehaun? Or was his inability to stay out of jail the result of his own free will?” she asked. ‘We may never know. But what we do know, clearly, is Mr. Unbehaun lacks the desire to lead a law-abiding life outside of prison walls.’
As the hearing ended, Unbehaun requested that he be sent to FCI Greenville prison in southern Illinois, walking Judge Coleman through the various benefits of the facility, including good work programs.
Coleman agreed to recommend that prison. She then shook her head.
‘It’s sad,’ she said, ‘to have a defendant who knows the facilities and knows which ones to go to.’
Questions have since been raised as to why Walter Unbehaun was not offered mental services upon being released and to what degree the system habitually fails men like him in re acclimating with the outside.