Next time your son, daughter, grandson, granddaughter, nephew or niece or whatever go up to collect their graduate diploma put the cheering squad in your back pocket to mute until that bixch is out of the auditorium….
Here’s an interesting example of either plain stupidity or just cultural dichotomy that saw one suburban Cincinnati high school student, Anthony Cornist of Mount Healthy City Schools (yes I noticed the irony in the name too) who was denied his graduating diploma ’cause in the eyes of school authorities his family and friends applauded with too much passion. Which is another way of saying them bixches offended cultural sensibilities with their delirious cheering for Anthony.
Not pleased with this shit is Anthony’s mom, Traci Cornist who reckons the school board misinterpreted her hand jeering for being unusually loud and disruptive. In fact where Traci comes from, a pat on the back is followed by 14 thunder claps from our lord Jesus cause that’s how the shit rolls when Traci is happy.
According to the school families by turning up to graduation ceremonies agree by virtue of their attendance to give away their right to cause a shit storm. Of course that may have been a trifle hard to do given that Anthony is a local football star where it is customary to beat the bejesus out of your hands when exciting things happen on the football field.
Even though Anthony has legally graduated the school is requiring his ass to serve 20 hours of community service before handing him his school diploma and the full taste of all the shit that awaits him in the real world that has zero tolerance for what passes as sunshine pellets in the Cornist living room.
For her part momma Traci is insisting that her boy Anthony is not going to do community service. Who knows maybe she ought to do it for him…?