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The date from hell. Man takes girl to cinema then slips out midway to steal her car.

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Michael Pratt only has love eyes for you and your belongings....
Michael Pratt only has love eyes for you and your belongings....

Michael Pratt wants to be your Valentine assuming you have something for him to steal…

Kids it really doesn’t get any better than this, boy asks girl out on date but whilst on the date he excuses himself to only disappear with the girl’s car. Then again Michael Pratt is a charmer and is in the business of making sure his dates are left with the memory of dates from hell.

dailymail.co.uk: Michael Pratt, 27, took the woman, 35, to see a film at a local cinema in Tampa, Florida. 

According to police, Pratt allegedly told his date that he needed to get something from the car during the movie.

Are you cringing yet kids? Cause I know I am…

She gave Pratt her keys and when he didn’t return, she became concerned for his welfare and phoned him.

Pratt laughed at her, and told the woman: ‘I’ve stolen your car’. He then hung up.

Hmm, at least Michael Pratt had the decency to inform his date that he had made off with her car. Which makes you wonder was this Michael’s way of saying the date wasn’t working out so well for him or that he wasn’t really after her treasure chest? Then again Michael is the type of guy you only take to your parents after you’ve called and warned them to nail the silverware to the table. In other words a wet dream waiting to happen at the local police sherif’s office…

The woman tried for two days to contact Pratt, but when he failed to take her calls, she contacted police.

Four days after the disastrous date, Pratt finally called the woman and told her he had dumped the car in a Walmart parking lot in New Port Richey.

Kids have you noticed a consistency here? Michael actually has the decency to let his date know that he’s the one who ripped her off and now where the abandoned car is. Really how many thieves would go out of their way in making sure their imminent apprehension isn’t that more imminent? I think it’s a sign that Michael cares on some intimate level. Or maybe not…

According to reports, Pratt previously served more than a year in prison for the same charge, as well as fraud, uttering forged bills and failing to return rental property.

Hmm, how does the saying go? – Keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer. Shouldn’t you be going on a date with Michael sometime soon too?

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