A Bank of America call center in Nevada wanted to provide incentives to their employees to show they cared; and what better way to keep a telemarketer (for a bank, no less) from gouging out their eyeballs at their cubicle than by rewarding them for a hard day’s work than with a delicious offer from Burker King’s Dollar Menu. Are you licking your chops yet? We are. Reach deep into your pockets and pull out that crumpled dollar bill and follow us…
Huffington Post: A flier provided by a former employee of the call center, which takes only incoming calls, says that if “each person on your team gets 2 Sales, everyone on the team will get to choose 1 item from the Dollar Menu at Burger King and receive next day.”
The “incentive,” was eligible when employees sold savings accounts, checking accounts, Certificates of Deposit, and referrals to Privacy.
Yowza, we’re frothing at the mouth even as we read this. In fact we’re so excited by this offer that we’ve even pulled out Burker King’s dollar menu to share with you. Let’s have a mouth watering look at the dollar menu. But please no pushing!
The Buck Double (not to be confused with back trouble)
Let’s see what this charmer has to say-
The brand new BK® Buck Double is two flame-fresh beef patties topped with pickles, ketchup, and melted American cheese. All for just $1*. If you’ve got a buck, you’re in luck.
Frankly we had no idea cows were so cheap. I think we ought to place 3 or 4 of them in the living room and eat them as we go along.
The Whopper Junior- It’s a little WHOPPER® sandwich with a big taste. A flame-broiled beef patty topped with red ripe tomatoes, crisp lettuce, creamy mayo, ketchup, crunchy pickles, and onions-all on a toasted sesame seed bun.
Mmm- crispy lettuce with crunchy pickles. Them bitches at Bank of America have it real good. Forget minimum wages, they should be working for free.
Four piece Crown shaped chicken tenders: Whether it’s four pieces, five piece, or eight pieces, HAVE IT YOUR WAY® with Crown-shaped CHICKEN TENDERS®. Dip them in BBQ, Honey Mustard, Ranch, or Sweet & Sour sauce. It’s a snack fit for the King
Here’s the crunch (pun intended), if them bitches at Burger King made them chicken tenders shaped like Lindsay Lohan’s behind – each nugget would go for $5, but because they figured it’s a recession they’d better sell it to you shaped like a crown shape. Bank of America– you are so good to your employees!
Finally- Spicy Dangerous Chic’n’crsip dead chicken sandwich: A crispy chicken filet topped with garden-fresh iceberg lettuce and creamy mayo, all sandwiched in a fresh sesame seed bun. It’s got just the right amount of spicy kick. And at $1*, it’s also got just the right amount of price.
Mmh- can someone lend me a dollar right now. Them bitches at Bank of America really have no idea how good they got it!
The Quadruple Bypass otherwise known as the Double Down is finally here.
Isn’t it time you had a fist fight with the fast food workers at Wendys too?
