The things that are now available on your home video.
There used to be a time where propriety ruled. When public figures would go out of their way to remain discrete and eternally private. That time it seems is long gone. What matters now is being the first one out the gate sharing every ennui of your existence. Who better to share these wonderful journeys of ones existence than Danielle Staub, the reviled reality actress who has now made it a profitable art form to visually expose her sex life (yes- you can buy it, salivate over it and even watch some salacious pics here too) and now her latest plastic breast operation. That said, it’s now time to discover the newest installment of a permanent media whore. Take it away Danielle…
Huffpo: Danielle Staub’s breasts went under the knife for the fourth time on Monday night’s episode of ‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey.’
“She was very upset with her breasts,” her doctor, Michael Fiorillo told, Us Weekly. “Scar tissue formed around the breast implant and that makes the implants hard, cold and deformed…the right one was almost up by her neck!”
Is there something we are missing here? But does this make for informative revelatory commentary of our times? Has Danielle Staub come up with the idea that she wants to now use her body as the tabloid for discussion as to what pertains to a woman’s mind when embarking on plastic surgery or rather feeding off our morbid curiosity that vile individuals like her exist in our society looking for the most clever way to bankroll their access to the bank vault and our collective conscious?
Danielle also had “scarring up by the nipple and all the way down,” Fiorillo said. But she was pleased with the results of her breast revision, he said, and left with soft breasts.
I’m guessing the real scarring runs between the neurons inside her head that extend from one side of her left ear to the base of her right ear…