Last time we checked the judge handling enfant terrible’s – Lindsay ‘just a little more crack Lohan,’ DUI rap sheet it was made very clear to her that if she wasn’t in court come this time tomorrow her sorry ass would be held for contempt of probation and will be sent directly to jail. So what did Lilo do instead? She got on a plane and headed out to the South of France ’cause she heard you can hang with celebs there and buy second to none crack there as well.
Of course it suddenly occurred to Lilo this morning after she put the French crack dealer’s phone number away that she somehow had to figure a way to get her sorry ass back to LAX. One because her LAX crack dealer is looking for her and secondly so is the LAPD. A delicious dilemma if Lilo has ever been in one.
Says Lilo rep (because Lilo can’t be found getting out of bed before 8pm in the French afternoon):
LiLo’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, tells TMZ: “I was on the phone with Lindsay’s assistant the entire night and we’re doing everything we can to resolve this issue and get her back to L.A. Lindsay is distraught because it was her intention to get back to L.A. today to do more alcohol education classes today and appear in court tomorrow.”
Which of course presents a moral dilemma for Lilo- should she abstain from returning to California like Roman Polanksi or should she check in with the French to see if they will put her up in some crack den off the Champs de Elysee?