Let’s all meet Matthew Brace, he’s this week’s failed human being. Why? Let’s all read below and find out how Matthew nearly conned a store attendant into trading in his 3 month old daughter for 2 cans of 40 ounce beer. Something which is bound to irk the little cherub when she grows up one day and realizes that dad didn’t even at least try for a six pack.
A Massachusetts man offered to swap his baby for two beers, yet somehow managed not to get arrested. The 24-year-old put his 3-month-old daughter and her stroller in a gas station employee’s truck, reports the Republican of Springfield. Instead of trading the baby for two 40-ounce beers, the man called the cops. The baby is in custody and Matthew Brace will face a reckless endangerment charge.
Let’s thank the Chicopee police chief for handling this situation professionally, and also adding a little sarcasm saying, “I’ve been in this line of work, well, this is my fourth decade. I’ve seen a lot of atrocities. I’ve worked at a lot of murders, but trying to trade a baby for alcohol? It’s a new low,” he said during a press conference this morning.
The little girl is currently in custody but the most important question has still yet to be answered: where is her mother? But then again we already have a feeling where the mother is…
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