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Question of the week- “My fiancé wants me to start pissing sitting down, should I do it?

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question-of-the-weekHouse Matters: When a relationship depends on toilet training…

 

We came across this very odd plea for clarification 2 weeks before this particular man’s upcoming wedding. You be the judge- should he stand or should he sit when he pees?

 

From the link below:

 

Dear Reddit, My fiancee wants me to start sitting while I pee. Should I give in, or will this establish a precedent for the rest of our lives?

Background: She’s pretty worked up about the whole thing. All the men in her family pee sitting down (or so they say), and she thinks it’s “primal” and “selfish” that I insist on standing.

I contend that it’s natural.

I’m a very clean pisser. I lift the seat, have almost no splash-back, and I wipe any speckles off the toilet when I’m finished. She has some sort of “Piss Cloud” theory.

I think that she’s being unreasonable, but with two weeks before our wedding it’s suddenly become an issue.

Any ideas?

Edit: Okay, for the most part Reddit seems to be rallying behind me (sample bias, maybe).

Question part 2: Should I show her this thread to support my point, or will it only serve to entrench her?

Edit #2: Okay, Front Page and the response is overwhelming. Reddit says this is a slippery slope.

There seems to be a lot of hypothetical pondering, though. e.g. “If my girl told me to do this I’d…”

 

Mmh, Is it dire straits or just a mild inconvenience?

When love knows no boundaries…except when it does.

Dear Reddit, My fiancee wants me to start sitting while I pee. Should I give in, or will this establish a precedent for the rest of our lives?

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