Have you ever thought about becoming a pimp but weren’t sure where to begin? I know I have, but thankfully the sense of inertia has finally been wiped away with the revelation of the following charming hand written note that carefully explains how to navigate the terrain. This good shit comes courtesy of purported pimp Steven McDaniel who’s ass is currently in custody of Long Island cops, NY after he and his lieutinant, Sandra Russell got busted in a raid Monday night. Apparently the note was Steve’s way of helping Sandra how to correctly abuse them hoes and get rich at the same time.
Personally I like rule number 4 (cause that’s how I treat everyone anyway,so that must mean I am on my way):
4) No matter how much you like or care for 1 or any of them, don’t trust none of them. (Like Scarface, who do I trust?? Me that’s who..)
And there’s this one too that’s got me thinking if only I could exact that type of conditioning on every woman I ever came across:
7) Make sure you own there mind’s, body’s, and soul’s. (N test it out every often 2 make sure.)
For those of inclined to read the other dozen pointers courtesy of Steven (can you tell the dedication and well thought out pointers, there’s no fudging that this bixch knows his rap) go for it, but can I please advise you just cause you read how to do that shit doesn’t mean you’re going to master it, then again it helps to remind them bixches who’s really running the show. Good luck in your new career….(what you waiting for, got enough to believe in yourself, dream big, play hard and diss everyone who deserves it, especially all them hoes waiting to pump money for you).
