Home Scandal and Gossip It’s true Christina Aguilera is a preferred hot bitch.

It’s true Christina Aguilera is a preferred hot bitch.

Christopher Koulouris: About author bio at bottom of article.
-
'Because when you get down to it- there's nothing better than the love of a shutter bug clicking pay dollars into your dreams...'
'I am a preferred hawt bixch...'

Why I’m salivating all the way to the cookie dealer’s house.

Kids, my tongue is still doing precious hoola hoops after my eyes lit upon the visage of our collective heroine Christina I AM SO DAMN HAWT AND DRUNK RIGHT NOW BUT IF IT”S A PICTURE YOU BIXCHES WANT I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU ANYWAY Aguilera attending LA’s celebrity whore a thon courtesy of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim launch party. But that shit was really just a side show as Christina turned up and man handled her toy boy, Matthew Rutler who’ll take anything he can get.

A lingering look over these two hawt bixches will have you noticing them tongue fisting each other’s private parts with the words ‘ooh la la,’ slipping in and out every breath they dared exhale into the cameras.

One day when I become famous and find a peroxide blonde mane to match my loaded brain I will fist fxck the universe and the hawtest thing that looks my way. Love after all is a precious commodity when the camera’s are looking my way…it must be love after all. But probably not…

'And finally it all made sense. I was in love...'
'In love with the hawt bixch with the matching leather bodice...'
'And when the cameras aren't looking I whisper sweet nothings into my hawt bixch's ear, things that only he could ever understand...'
'Because when you get down to it- there's nothing better than the love of a shutter bug clicking pay dollars into your dreams...Amen.'

Related posts:

Erica Fox triathlete remains found after Santa Cruz shark attack Remains of missing triathlete found in Santa Cruz after shark spotted w/ human in its jaws Gbemisola Akayinode Texas mom charged with hot car death of 9 year old daughter Mom leaves 9 year old daughter to die in hot car after hiding her behind shades to work shift Christopher Scholtes Arizona dad commits suicide on the day he's to be sentenced in the hot car death of daughter after pleading guilty to her murder where he faces 20-30 years jail with no parole. Dad who left toddler to die in hot car kills self on day he was to start 20-30 year sentence Latana Williams, Deland, Florida mom arrested leaving 3-year-old daughter alone in hot car Florida mom arrested leaving 3-year-old in hot car for 2 hours, insists she is not a ‘bad mom’ Dr. Stacey Fazenbaker forgets to drop off Scottie Crowell, Madisonville, Kentucky 10-month-old-granddaughter to daycare, leading to her hot car death 10-month-old dies in hot car after grandma forgets to drop her off at daycare Theo Sabo, Peoria, Arizona 5-year-old parents, Anca and Mihail Sabo charged with negligent homicide and child abuse in five year old's death Peoria parents charged in 5-year-old’s hot car death
 

6 COMMENTS

  2. got that! but your writing skills blow…are you commentating the photos?! how old are you? blah blah real funny! no really O.o

Comments are closed.