Home Scandal and Gossip Oh really? Rachel Anne Hayes slaps grandma for declining Facebook request.

Oh really? Rachel Anne Hayes slaps grandma for declining Facebook request.

Rachel Anne Hayes
Rachel Anne Hayes is also a preferred hawt bixch.

Who knew how important Facebook has become in our lives? Who knew it could cause one to feel heavy bouts of self loathing if one failed to be acknowledged or ‘shared’ amongst others? Who knew it had the power to lift one out of the doldrums if simply one could connect to other human beings? Who knew? Rachel Anne Hayes knew…

Rachel Anne Hayes a 27 year old Clearwater, Florida woman is facing assault charges after her ass took to slapping her 72 year old grandmother after the woman refused to accept the suspect’s Facebook friend request.

Rachel’s world would begin to collapse around her circa 3.39 am early Thursday morning whilst at the home of her grandmother when the two began arguing about the status of Haye’s friend request.

Accept me as your friend bixch now!

This in turn led to Rachel feeling stymied, empty, deprived, publicly savaged, suddenly invalidated, a social failure, bereft of human compassion, intimidated, insulted, pissed off before swiftly getting out of her chair and slapping her grandmother.

 Rachel Anne Hayes

Interestingly Rachel Anne Hayes’s arrest record would note that alcohol was a factor in the alleged altercation.

Booked on a felony charge of domestic battery on an elderly person, our collective hero is currently being held without bond in the Pinellas County Jail.

Jail records show Rachel has previously been arrested for DUI, violation of probation for DUI and disorderly conduct for urinating in public.

Shouldn’t you be accepting Rachel’s imminent Facebook friendship request too…?

Rachel Anne Hayes

Rachel Anne Hayes

Rachel Anne Hayes

Rachel Anne Hayes

Rachel Anne Hayes

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  • dkidder

    asshole. what’s wrong with you? Was your mom’s crime something out of her control? You are deficient.

  • rahimi hash

    mom only had one eye. I hated her… she was such an embarrassment. My
    mom ran a small shop at a flea market. She collected little weeds and
    such to sell… anything for the money we needed she was such an
    embarrassment. There was this one day during elementary school. I
    remember that it was field day, and my mom came. I was so embarrassed.
    How could she do this to me? I threw her a hateful look and ran out. The
    next day at school… “Your mom only has one eye?!” and they taunted me. I
    wished that my mom would just disappear from this world so I said to my
    mom, “Mom, why don’t you have the other eye?! You’re only going to make
    me a laughingstock. Why don’t you just die?” My mom did not respond. I
    guess I felt a little bad, but at the same time, it felt good to think
    that I had said what I’d wanted to say all this time. Maybe it was
    because my mom hadn’t punished me, but I didn’t think that I had hurt
    her feelings very badly. That
    night… I woke up, and went to the kitchen to get a glass of water. My
    mom was crying there, so quietly, as if she was afraid that she might
    wake me. I took a look at her, and then turned away. Because of the
    thing I had said to her earlier, there was something pinching at me in
    the corner of my heart. Even so, I hated my mother who was crying out of
    her one eye. So I told myself that I would grow up and become
    successful, because I hated my one-eyed mom and our desperate poverty. Then
    I studied really hard. I left my mother and came to Colorado and studied,
    and got accepted in the Colorado University with all the confidence I had.
    Then, I got married. I had a house of my own. Then I had kids, too. Now
    I’m living happily as a successful man. I like it here because it’s a
    place that doesn’t remind me of my mom.