Calvin Klein’s toy boy is a going to get a slap on the wrist….
Seems like Nick Gruber, the 22 year old on and off accessory to ubiquitous fashion designer Calvin Klein has found himself in some degree of strife pursuant to an incident that happened when the former porn star took home 20 year old Calvin Swift.
According to authorities, a skirmish broke out on the toy boy’s penthouse balcony (the rent for which has been paid 2 years upfront courtesy of Calvin let me find a way to make you love me Klein) which saw the former porn star getting all riled up and physically assaulting the young Calvin Swint who it is understood to work as an intern for New Jersey Sen. Frank Lautenberg.
When authorities did arrive to settle the dispute, it is understood the former porn star ‘flailed’ his arms in a desperate attempt to avoid being handcuffed. When cops searched the former porn star, they came across a stash of cocaine in his underwear, which probably explains Gruber’s desire to hide the good shit and one wonders his tempestuous disposition.
As of press it understood that the former porn star may be in a spot of tongue lashing courtesy of the old man who’s probably not too pleased with his love toy’s sleazy behavior and the insinuation that he too perhaps likes to play with the good shit too, although interestingly it was taken to great stress by the NY Post to report that Calvin Klein is a sober hawt bixch these days.
Of course the shit gets better with the former porn star’s young friend, Calvin Swint asserting the following: ‘I don’t want to be involved in any of this. We’re good friends, end of story.’
Interesting. One minute the hawt bixch is calling the cops the next he’s back to being best friends with the coke sniffing ex porn star. Who could know what transpired or what was said, of course my guess is as good as yours and Calvin Klein’s. And of course let’s not forget the Senator either…
Added Swint, with a hint of tears in his eyes: “Everybody expects Nick to be somebody. He’s a great guy, he’s a funny guy — he’ll make it, he was talking about going to college. I’m absolutely not in a relationship with him. He’s like my brother, so if he was angry, I could understand why he could take it out on me. We all get depressed sometimes. I feel for him. No one else was on the balcony, just us. It happened, and then I left. I felt embarrassed . . . I’ve never been in a fight before. I went downstairs, and the doorman asked if they should call the police because my eye was bleeding . . . I’m sorry this happened.”
Sorry this happened? Everyone expects the bixch to make something of himself? Like a brother? Hmm. Interesting. I’m sorry I humiliated the old man…
And what is to become with the former porn star?
Reports the NY Post: Gruber’s lawyer, Ben Brafman said he was “confident” the charges “will be dismissed.”
Don’t you wish you were this confident too? Of course there’s always the good shit to help you feeling confident amongst other good things too…