the ongoing fiasco involving Lauren’s mother who did a stellar job of humiliating the Bush code of honor. Frankly me thinks W and HW did a stellar job in that department all their own and to poopoh Lauren’s alcoholic mother and her five timing father is not very fair. But that’s just me…
Following the ceremony, conducted by Cantor Angela Buchdahl of Manhattan’s Central Synagogue, guests walked to a nearby barn on a meadow. Our spy said “the barn doors swung open to introduce the newlyweds for their first dance.”
One day when your unemployment check finally runs around you will turn around and gingerly grimace and remember that although you and most of your fellow American’s are going through grief and that terrible thing called self loathing, somewhere out there in Colorado a couple of hawt bixches have just begun their faux legacy unto America.
Don’t you wish you were a faux royal as well…?
