Daily Mail: It was a line-up of the finest supercars in one of the world’s wealthiest hotspots.
But what started as a parade of high-priced horsepower turned into an impromptu game of demolition derby – when a hapless blonde scraped her £250,000 Bentley Azure down the side of a £75,000 Mercedes S Class.
What followed in the Monte Carlo’s Place du Casino was every insurance company’s nightmare.
The woman proceeded to crash into a £140,000 black Ferrari F430, a £80,000 Porsche 911, then a £140,000 Aston Martin Rapide.
The driver, and her two passengers, then had the humiliation of watching hundreds of tourists circle the scene as they were unable to open the doors of the British-built convertible.
The little mishap will cost an estimated £40,000 to repair the vehicles.
This poor, poor woman, she must have been mortified. How could she have reacted? Oh shit! Oh! Dear God! Oh, me oh my! Kill me now. Or could it be, Oh, oopsies! Didn’t mean to do that. Oopsy daisy! Did it again, did I? Silly me. Eek! Oh me oh my. My husband will pay for that one. Oh, just look at all the attention we’re getting, darling!
I’m surprised the motor heads didn’t string her up right then and there, but they just shook their heads in disbelief. Maybe she should have left a note.