battlecreekenquirer: PEANUT BUTTER ASSAULT: A Battle Creek woman is asking authorities to file assault charges against her husband’s ex-wife for sending him a letter smeared with peanut butter.
According to police, the woman said she is highly allergic to peanuts and that she believed putting peanut butter on a bill sent to her husband was an attempt to harm her.
Let’s face it. What embittered woman wont play hardball when the ex goes back to the wife? After all there’s nothing like the allure of going after what you can’t have and by osmosis the allure of punishing the perceived person who’s stopping you from getting what you deserve.
At present the ex is denying any complicity in the peanut butter smeared letter and is taking the view the letter was sent so as to torment her lover, the husband from reading it.
Which makes us wonder- what a wad of baloney. Or to be precise- what a load of peanuts…