gawker: Wondering how you will kiss your significant other in the future? Well, you, specifically, will be alone for the rest of your life, but the rest of us will be frenching non-stop over the internet via this little gadget.
See, you put the, uh, straw thing in your mouth? And then it replicates your tongue’s movements, in a corresponding straw, in a corresponding internet-connected kiss-box, which is theoretically in your make-out partner’s mouth.
Kids- I don’t know about you, but I’m going through my bed sheets right now looking for loose $20 bills so I can run out and buy one before I place my lonely head on my pillow tonight.
But rest assured- you can share this device with others too..
“The kiss information for different individuals can be freely replayed,” which means that “if you have a popular entertainer use this device and record it, that could be hugely popular if you offer it to fans.”
Why spend another lonely night again when you can get your hands on the newly available french kissing gadget.