Anyone who hasn’t successfully managed to avoid being bombarded by the gossip emanating from the water cooler, the television, the radio, Facebook, and that unholy tool we call Twitter has likely long since overdosed on the particularly toxic tabloid coverage of the hyperactive, gold-toothed spectacle that is ex-crackhead Charlie Sheen in recent weeks. And for good reason.
But no matter your level of tolerance for sensationalized celebrity downfalls you don’t want to miss this oddball freakshow, which could have only ever taken place on daytime cable.
In case somehow you missed it, here’s the clip that marries Whoopi Goldberg, Joan Rivers, Mr. Sheen, Joy Behar, and the web’s most infamous purveyor of all things ‘true’: Alex Jones of Infowars. (At what point does a spectacle attain critical mass?)
So step right up, step right up, click below, and indulge.
Where else can you see cable TV conspiracies about Charlie Sheen and 9/11 Building 7 shouted about in the same sentence? Good until the last pitterpatter of half-thunderous awkward applause.