Ladies, ladies, ladies we’ve got to find better things to do with our time. What is this I’m reading about us being more addicted to Facebook more than men? I have too many male friends that use the social networking site specifically to find new booty calls every week, so what is it we’re supposedly doing that’s taking up so much time?
According to a survey completed by Lightspeed Research, one-third of women aged 18-34, are updating their FB status a little too much. Some women update their status before they even brush their teeth or take a pee. A few of us, my friends included, need to understand that FB is not Twitter. Your friends on FB do not need to know that you’re about to pray and take a shower, news such as that needs to be saved and expressed in 140 characters or less. (editors note- it never needs to be expressed in the first place ever).
Their survey also showed that 20 percent of women will wake up in the middle of the night just to check their damn status. Who the hell is sending you messages at 4 a.m.? The fact that 57 percent of people talk more online than in person is even more insane.
I’m starting to think FB was created to make today’s generation look like unintelligent, insecure people that have no social lives, except for the one in their computer screen.