Daily News has just released that hot shot Brooklyn DA Ama Dwimoh has been suspended because she’s been up her intern’s ass and they’re no longer tolerating it- which must be confusing the hell out of Ama because this is her wet dream all gone wrong.
A tough-as-nails Brooklyn assistant district attorney who built her reputation prosecuting child abuse cases is being probed for abusing her interns, the Daily News has learned.
District Attorney Charles Hynes has suspended Assistant District Attorney Ama Dwimoh amid allegations she constantly screamed at the intern lawyers – and threatened to fire them for little or no reason, sources said.
Which in essence confuses us more than it probably confuses Ama because we spend all day thinking of horrible mean things to say to our interns and what objects we can find fling at them the moment they misbehave. Of course the only difference between us and Ama’s interns is that they are brat lawyers who know the law, where as ours are frat left overs who could pick us up and toss us in their football scrum, something that has never appealed to us. Which is why Ama you stoopid knuckle head shit for brains bitch, are you listening to us whore, we keep our mouths shut and just imagine we are telling our god damn miserable interns off instead of going the extra step of actually acting it out. Imbecile! Now get me a coffee now. Scram!